Why can't you smoke cigarettes and drink coffee like the rest of us?
I find myself in agreement, except…I like Diet Coke on top of all that.
Dear people who drink Diet Coke at 9 AM,
Why? Your habit makes no sense. Do you crave the taste right when you wake up in the morning? Or are you an addict who just needs a fix?
I like the taste of Kahlua, but you don’t see me drinking it in the morning. And if I am, the smell is conveniently obscured by coffee. No one is the wiser.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen
