The above tweet led me to look through Lesley Arfin’s old ‘diary’.
The one linked to was great:
Things Adults Do:
1. Rinse coffee pot after every use.
2. Seperate whites and colors.
3. Buy blue recycling bags.
4. Take vitamins.
5. Have a favorite mug.
6. Have distinguished handwriting.
7. Have a “card.”
8. They are busy a lot.
9. Know how much to tip.
10. Know how to fold fitted sheets.
11. Usually have stamps in their wallets.
12. Enjoy movies like “The China Syndrome” or “Chinatown” or other movies that have “China” in the title.
13. Talk about gas prices.
14. Don’t get social anxiety really, or act shy.
15. Either they don’t eat egg yolk at all or it’s a non-issue.
16. They don’t switch radio stations, if the radio is turned on at all.1:01 p.m. - 2007-05-14
(http://rocketsauce.diaryland.com/070514_18.html)
And I went through a few random ones, I loved this:
BFF
Living downtown makes you go crazy
it makes you ugly and obsessed
people who were 10’s are now 5’s
smoking turns your fingers yellow and makes your eyes wrinkle
I am so glad I don’t drink
I try to wear sunblock everyday but I forget
Instead I’m awake until dawn, sitting on my bed and singing songs with my voice all cracky and creaky. I like that. I like waking up and drinking coffee by the window. Taking a shower and washing my hair. It’s nothin new.I am glad to know that one day I’ll be long gone. I don’t mean away, I mean dead. It’s comforting to know that all of us are headed to the same place.
The Great Big Nightclub in the Sky. hahaha.
Andy will be there, playing poker with Darby. Kurt and Frances Farmer doing the Hokey Pokey. Hitler and Anne Frank, BFF!AND YOU.
hahahahahhahadie.
6:40 p.m. - 2006-06-06
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